Most psycho-babble enthusiasts will tell you grief has several stages. According to one model, I’m smack dab in the middle of Stage 2: Anger. In the immortal words of Cheech and Chong, I’m “sick up and fed” with the course our country has chosen. My Mom taught me that if I don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say anything at all. Sorry Mom, I’m about to unleash some stored up vitriol that has been festering in me for a very long time. I’ve been biting my tongue since the November election for fear of being lumped in with the liberal crowd since they seem to have nothing intellectual to offer. Just emotion. Well, not anymore. Now it’s my turn.
I’ve come to the conclusion that the majority of the voting public consists of nothing but a bunch of whiney, spoiled rotten, lazy ass, complaining, belly-aching, overindulgent, pussies. If you voted for this current president, you belong in this category. The rest of this article is directed at you.
You’re nothing but a bunch of wretched, miserable, cheerless, pathetic, despicable, shameful, low-down, loathsome, nut-jobs, incapable of understanding true logic or even the most basic of economic principles (or basic arithmetic for that matter). You’ve finally done it. You’ve ruined this country and now there’s no turning back. Do you have any idea what $120 trillion in unfunded liabilities means? Well, it means the destruction of our country, that’s what it means.
After you’ve sucked the public tit dry and all your little goodies disappear, I’m sure you’ll still be whining and blaming Bush or anyone else but yourselves. You’ll continue to act out like a two year old in the candy aisle at the grocery store. You’ll continue to cry out “That’s not fair! Wah, wah, wah.”
What, you think it’s not fair because you can’t get a good job? Who told you that was guaranteed? Did you think about that when you decided not to go to college? Or when you chose one of those liberal arts, basket-weaving majors in college? Did you really expect to get a six figure job, just because you want it? Was it the promise of those all important unions that said you’re entitled to an $80,000 salary for putting lug nuts on tires on an assembly line with nothing but a high school education? Did you really think that gravy train would last forever?
Who told you that medical care should be free or an inalienable right? Where in the constitution does it say that? Where does it say you should get paid in perpetuity when you lose your job? Where does it say the government (translate: your fellow tax-paying citizens) should pay for your housing, your food, your child care, and everything else you need?
And do you seriously think those so called evil conservative businesses want to keep you down? Are you not capable of even the most basic critical thinking? Why would they want that? They want you to be prosperous so you can buy more of their stuff. Is that really hard to understand?
What kind of a moron do you have to be to believe that law abiding citizens having guns causes more danger to society? Do you not understand even the most basic of human behavior to know that criminals don’t give a rat’s ass about any laws we pass. There are over 300 million guns in this country. Do you really think criminals won’t get their hands on some of them just because you passed some lame, feel-good legislation? Do you really want them to run free with those guns and prevent common citizens from engaging them to defend themselves?
You complain about your lot in life and about how rough you have it. You poor souls. Do you not understand how it infuriates so many of us to watch you use food stamps while talking on the latest smart phone? You have cars, microwaves, DVD players, iPads, iPhones, food, shelter, and EVERYTHING else you need, and you still complain about how bad you have it? You slime balls. Do you not understand what real poverty is? Do you know that half of the world’s population lives on less than $2 per day–that millions are actually starving to death every day and dying from lack of clean water. And do you not take any responsibility for your own lot in life? Does it always have to be someone else’s fault? And even if it is someone else’s fault, too bad! Get over it, grow a pair, get up off your asses and do something about it. You selfish bastards. You care about nothing but yourselves while cloaking it in your fantasy world of a “socialist” utopia, yet you don’t have the balls to call it what it is.
You’re entitled to three things in our country: Life, liberty, and the “pursuit” of happiness. Nothing else!
I have one final question for you detestable jerk-wads: What have you done? You’ve really done it now. You’ve done irreparable damage, so now what will you do? I know, you’ll suck it dry until there is nothing left but scraps and you’ll continue to blame everyone but those actually responsible: YOU!
Whatever sympathy I might have had for you in the past, is now gone. I hold you in the lowest regard of all humanity. Perhaps God will choose to turn you idiots back into real humans so you can use the abilities he gave to you to think properly. I have no doubt that God sanctioned this country. This is why America has managed to raise the standard of living for this entire planet, and eased the suffering of millions. I hope He isn’t done. He is our only real hope now.
I don’t know where in these stages of grief falls sadness, but I’m there too. I’m genuinely sad because my children and grandchildren will not have the country I grew up in. I weep for them.
Finally, may God forgive me for this most un-Christian like rant.